Tag: Stupid Things People Do for Sneakers

Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: Memphis man confesses to stealing thousands of dollars worth of shoes

Brandon King

Memphis, Tennessee is the location for this latest edition of Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers. Memphis police arrested a man that allegedly stole $8,000 worth of sneakers. A woman walking down the street said she saw a man carrying a bags of shoes that she indicated she recognized from her neighbor’s storage shed. She approached the individual and took the bags of Nikes from the man, who the took off running. Law enforcement was called and the suspect, whom the police would later identify as Cameron Tate, was located…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: thieves take child with them to steal sneakers

Brandon King

The latest edition of sneaker-related depravity takes us to Shirley, New York. It is here in the hamlet of approximately 28,000 in Suffolk County where two thieves brought a child with them to steal sneakers. Surveillance photographs show the two suspects, a man and a woman, whom police said stole three pair of shoes from a Famous Footwear in Shirley. The young child that one of the thieves was carrying appeared to be around eight years old. After swiping the shoes, the child-toting bandits fled in a Ford minivan with…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: VA teen arrested under suspicion of stealing sneakers

Brandon King

Fredericksburg, Virginia serves as the backdrop for case of fervor to obtain sneakers was responsible for dereliction of common sense. It is here that a youth was arrested while trying to make his escape. According to Sheriff’s spokeswoman Amanda Vicinanzo, Deputy Dylan Aubrecht responded to a reported auto accident and possible robbery. When he arrived to the area of Jefferson Davis Highway and Merryview Drive, he found a man outside of a grey Jeep Wrangler with a substantial laceration on his knee. The injured party told authorities the man sitting…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: UCONN student steal sneakers and headphones from schoolmate’s apartment

Brandon King

Storrs, Connecticut serves as the backdrop for the latest edition of sneaker-fueled epic fails. There, a University of Connecticut student was charged with breaking into the apartment of another student on campus and stealing pricey sneakers and headphones worth a total of $1,400. According to an affidavit, on March 30, a bit after 1 a.m., UCONN police received a call about a burglary of an apartment in Hoisington Hall in the Charter Oak Apartment Complex, located on the Storrs campus. The student who resided in the burgled apartment, told police…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: GA teen going to prison over sneakers

Brandon King

Our latest edition of casting a uncompromising light on the soft underbelly of the sneaker landscape takes us to Columbus, Georgia where sneaker fueled stupidity ( and perhaps even judicial inequality) will cost a young man five years of his life. Dayonn Davis was 15 when he pilfered a pair of sneakers from the owner that was trying to sell them on Facebook. Those shoes will cost Davis, now 18, five years in prison and 10 years on probation. According to the prosecutor in the case, Sadhana Dailey, Davis made…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: Three knuckleheads use stun gun, pellet gun to steal sneakers

Brandon King

Tonawanda, New York is where we’ve landed for the latest saga of sneakers fueling doltish behavior. In this upstate New York town just north of Buffalo, three teens decided to use a pellet gun and a stun gun to relive another teen of his footwear. According to Town of Tonawanda Police, the three approached an 18-year-old male and demanded his Air Jordan 11’s. The three, Aaamire Taylor, An’Tone Chinn, and Isaiah Kocol, were located and arrested at a nearby residence. The teens were charged with robbery, menacing and a weapons…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: Police involved in investigating robbery of Yeezys

Brandon King

The latest entry in the seemingly never-ending chronicling the soft underbelly of the sneaker world takes us to Methuen, Massachusetts, a town of approximately 50,000 people in Essex County. Police in the Massachusetts community are seeking two suspects in connection with a robbery of two people, 18 and 16,  engaging in a transaction regarding two pairs of Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 V2. According to the police, one of the victims was selling the sneakers to the other victim in a car when they were robbed at knife point. Methuen Police…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: Robbers take Air Jordans, shoot man with flare gun

Brandon King

The latest in our long line of leather and rubber inspired lunacy comes from from Buffalo, NY. According to police there, robbers clad in black ensembles robbed a man of his Air Jordans and then shot him with a flare gun. The victim told police that early Easter morning, 2:50 A.M., men unknown to him used force to swipe his sneakers. After he’d given up the kicks, one of the thieves shot him in the leg with a flare gun. The victim was treated at Eric County Medical Center. The…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: Ohio Man Shot and robbed of Yeezys

Brandon King

Our latest episode of leather and rubber inspired madness takes us to Cleveland, Ohio where a man’s attempt to sell two pairs of Yeezys went horribly wrong. A Parma, Ohio man traveled to Cleveland to meet someone with which he arranged to sell two pairs of Adidas Yeezy sneakers through text messaging. The agreed on price was $800, thought the shoes are valued at $450 each. The gentleman from Parma and his cousin met the buyers near an apartment complex. According to the police report, one of the buyers claimed…

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Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: Teen arrested for stealing Yeezys

Brandon King

Our continual narrative of how sneakers can cause people to lose the ability to make quality decisions takes us to Brooklyn,NY where two teens decided that the best way to get a pair of Adidas Yeezys was to merely steal a pair. A 16-year-old an as yet-to-be identified accomplice arranged an 11:33 am meeting with a 36-year woman to buy the sneakers. The youths initially tried to pay for the sneakers with $400 worth of cash but when the seller/victim seemed to question the authenticity of the bills, the teens…

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