Stupid Things People Do For Sneakers: Unidentified Man steals sneakers from NY Kohl’s

Our never-ending accounts of incidents of low IQ revolving around sneakers makes a stop in Shirley, New York, where police are on the hunt for a man who thought paying for sneakers did not apply to him.

According to police, the man stole a pair of black sneakers, valued at $55, from a Kohl’s located at 999 Montauk Highway. After pilfering the kicks, he then fled with his ill-gotten footwear on a bicycle.

Suffolk County Crime Stoppers and Suffolk Seventh Precinct Crime Section are seeking the public’s assistance to help identify the thief. Suffolk County Crime Stoppers is offering up to a $5,000 cash reward for information leading to an arrest. Persons with information in regards to this incident can submit an anonymous tip to Suffolk County Crime Stoppers by calling 1-800-220-TIPS, texting “SCPD” and a message to “CRIMES” (274637) or e-mailing

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